After two years of a blog hiatus, I’m back and I need your help! Let me explain what happened.
As you can remember from my last post I met a boy named Cornelius. Boy, was I right about him. Shortly after we met he somehow managed to convince me to go on a picnic with him. Don’t get me wrong it was strangely a lot of fun. There was food.
After I ate I fell into a deep sleep. After 24 hours of being unconscious, I woke up to find myself in this alternate reality! Well, I was only given a few minutes to adjust when I was suddenly taken hostage by some beasts. I couldn’t really see what they looked like, but they had me under a spell for two years and I was forced to solve math problems for them every day.
Anyway, I escaped their fortress and am now in the world. This world. One good thing about this place is that they have free wi-fi everywhere (why can’t they have that in our world??). That’s how I’ve managed to write this post.
I have no idea where I am. Don’t get me wrong, I really like black and white, but this is too much. How do I get out of here?? Help!!
…Anyone?
PS: Do you like my dress?
